101 Funny Yearbook Quotes: Hilarious Sayings to Leave a Mark That Lasts

It’s yearbook season and you need a quote that actually makes people laugh (not just makes your mom and best friend nod and politely smile).

So in today’s post I want to help you out with that by sharing 101 of the most unique, iconic and funny yearbook quotes.

Use one or a few of them as inspiration for your own quote or just grab the one here that makes you laugh the most.

Either way, I hope you’ll find something here to help you leave a hilarious or witty mark in your yearbook that lasts for years to come.

Funny Yearbook Quotes That’ll Leave a Mark That Lasts

“High school was easy. It was like riding a bike. Except the bike was on fire and the ground was on fire and everything was on fire because it was hell.”
– Randey Chung

“Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.”
– Alfred Adler

“Remember… The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe… Eat cake.”
– Iyanna Morgan

“I want to thank me for believing in me.”
– Snoop Dogg

“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.”
– W.C. Fields

“I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and whoever invented copy and paste. Thank you.”
– Stephanie Flores

“Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.”
– Oscar Wilde

“If you like water, you already like 72% of me.”
– Alexandra Vu

“A lot of girls didn’t like me this year, but their boyfriends did.”
– Stephany Esquivel

“Cheaters never win, but I just graduated.”
– Richard Gilot

“If somebody ever asks you to do something, do it really bad, so you never have to do it again.”
– Joanna Clark

“I don’t care what you think about me. I don’t think about you at all.”
– Coco Chanel

“True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.”
– Kurt Vonnegut

“The road to success is always under construction.”
– Lily Tomlin

“If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.”
– Milton Berle

“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.”
– Ankit Jain

“Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.”
– George Carlin

“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.”
– Joe Girard

“A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success.”
– Robert Orben

“If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.”
– Daniel Jones

Short and Funny Yearbook Quotes

“My computer screen is brighter than my future.”
– Katia Perez

“Just keep swimming.”
– Dory

“The ‘s’ is silent.”
– Pareekshit Ravi

“Long story short, I survived.”
– Taylor Swift

“Kid, you’ll move mountains.”
– Dr. Seuss

“Ravioli, ravioli, give me the diplomioli.”
– Maximiliano Navarro

“When are our senior quotes due?”
– Jeffrey Goodwin

“I’ve been a Ho all my life.”
– Michelle Ho

“WE ARE NOT RELATED.”
– The Nguyens

“…was released from his four-year sentence.”
– Faizon Graham

“I cheated on all my exams.”
– Roshan McGuinness

“Feeling so good. Looking so bad.”
– Rihanna

“Why fall in love when you can fall asleep.”
– Jessica Enciso

“Education is important, but big biceps are importanter.”
– Hugh Vo

“Hannah Montana said nobody’s perfect, but here I am.”
– Alexander Gouon

“I am not Amith. I am a legend.”
– Amith M.

“I don’t always graduate, but when I do, it’s barely.”
– Hannah Goldsborough

“It’s kind of fun to do the impossible.”
– Walt Disney

“I tried being reasonable, I didn’t like it.”
– Clint Eastwood

“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
– Truman Capote

Unique, Iconic and Funny Yearbook Quotes

“Shoot for the moon; if you miss you will die in outer space, which is cool.”
– Katya Zamolodchikova

“Opinions are like mixtapes: I don’t want to hear yours.”
– Spencer Howard

“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.”
– Oscar Wilde

“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”
– Elbert Hubbard

“I am that Nigerian prince that keeps emailing you.”
– Segun Akigbogun

“I got kicked out of Hogwarts for using black magic.”
– Damenian Sparks

“Of course I dress well. I didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.”
– Ian Longley

“‘You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.’ – Wayne Gretzky”
– Michael Scott (The Office)

“I was the Beyoncé in a school full of Michelles.”
– Jose Alvarez

“My senior project was to make a clone. A+”
– Unknown Twins

“To all the teachers that never thought me a thing…”
– Julia Simsuangco

“I’m actually not funny, I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.”
– Alixandra Garcia

“I used to be a straight A student, now I’m not even straight.”
– Martin Sanchez

“Remember that true beauty comes from within — within bottles, compacts, and lipstick tubes.”
– Jeffree Star

“All my life I’ve had one dream: to achieve my many goals.”
– Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)

“Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.”
– Tina Fey

“Sam just stole my girl again. – Everyone”
– Samuel Teehee

“I did meet some of the most insufferable people, but they also met me.”
– Shane Madej

“I’m not a businessman; I’m a business, man.”
– Jay-Z

“I’m not saying I peaked in high school, but my attendance record definitely peaked somewhere around in freshman year.”
– Unknown

Hilarious Yearbook Quotes That Will Make Everyone Laugh

“It’s so hard being a single mom when you have no kids and are a male teenager.”
– Aaron

“Goodbye everyone. I’ll remember you all in therapy.”
– Plankton (SpongeBob)

“I’ve learned to say here when the teacher hesitates while taking attendance.”
– Omotola Omotinugbon

“I don’t know, you can just put some quote in for me.”
– Connor

“See kids… I told you your mom was hot back in high school.”
– Paulyn Trinh

“You’ve been watching for the last 12 hours straight, are you okay? – Netflix”
– Kira Bergman

“100 character limit for our senior quote? That seems unfair. We refuse to be constrained by these ru.”
– Aditya Tammana

“Morgan is my girlfriend. – Nobody”
– Morgan Worley

“When I die, I want the people I did group projects with to lower me into the ground so they can let me down one last time.”
– Jenna Allen

“No, Miranda, your senior quote can’t be ‘Fries before guys.’ — Dad”
– Miranda

“Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know if you’re gonna graduate.”
– Franco Citlalli

“I’m sorry, did my shoulders distract you from reading this quote?”
– Victoria DiPaolo

“I knew my girl was cheating on me when she said she was at the mall with Kristy, but Kristy was laying right next to me, smh.”
– Nicholas Ke

“Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.”
– Connor Hart

“I’m not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
– Chandler Bing (Friends)

“Don’t follow your dreams… Follow my Twitter: @nerojordan”
– Jordan Nero

“Sometimes when I’m taking a bath I like to turn off the lights and pretend I’m in the womb.”
– Aaron Portillo

“If you ain’t talking money… I don’t want to talk.”
– Michael and Steven DiBlasi

Funny Yearbook Quotes for Seniors

“If I can graduate with over 150 absences throughout high school, you can too.”
– Natalie Turk

“The only reason I went to school all this time is to distract myself from the fact that I’ll never be Beyoncé.”
– McKenzie Ward

“All three years of high school, I had my earphones on, and no one ever knew.”
– Amena Al-shugaa

“When life shuts the door, open it back up. That’s how doors work.”
– Diana Lopez

“If you’re seeing this quote in the yearbook, I got all four math credits. Trust me, that means you can too.”
– Gabriela Willis

“Your need for acceptance can make you invisible in this world. Risk being seen in all of your glory.”
– Jim Carrey

“Thanks Mom and Dad! I couldn’t have done it without you!”
– Rayan Parikh

“You will regret not dating me in high school.”
– Brookelle Wesley

“My head may be big, and my eyes may be small, but my heart is just the right size.”
– Aian Nguyen

“Remember to always be yourself, unless you suck. Then pretend to be someone else.”
– Mitchell Wieland

“I am rather appalled at the limit of characters for this. I am certain that I cannot fit all my thoughts of these last 4 years into such few cha.”
– Karl Mangune

“Be careful who you call crazy. Some of us think it’s a compliment.”
– Marilynn Dawson

“Why, you no doctor, yet? – Dad”
– Daniel

“Once you grow up, you can’t come back!”
– Peter Pan

“Character is a course, finish it.”
– Mac Canoza

“Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.”
– Will Rogers

“Don’t wait for the perfect moment. Take the moment and make it perfect.”
– Zoey Sayward

“You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world and there’s still going to be someone who hates peaches.”
– Dita Von Teese

“Dream as if you’ll live forever. Live as if you’ll die today.”
– James Dean

“Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.”
– Dr. Seuss

“You can never be overdressed or overeducated.”
– Oscar Wilde

“I’m not great at senior quotes. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
– Alexis

“If we’ve laughed too hard, offended too many people – we’ve done it right.”
– Alexis Bass

Want more laughs this semester? Then have a look at these sarcastic quotes, this one with funny senior quotes and also this post with lots of funny friendship quotes.